Theory and Reality

After dinner, youngest boy ask his father: what’s the difference between theory and reality?

The father look at his wife and as: If Cuong Dollar give you 1 billion and he want to sleep with you one night, do you agree?

The wife said: Of course I agree.

The father continue said to his daughter: same the question. What do you think?

Thinking a moment, the daughter said: not only one night, I will sleep with him one month if he give me one billion.

The father keep asking older boy: how about you?

The boy answer: of course, I can do many thing with one billion.

The father look at the youngest boy and say slowly: you see, theory is we are sitting with 3 billionaire but reality is we are living with 2 doxy and one damn gay.